every day I think about how hysterical it is that taika waititi really almost had a scene in thor ragnarok where thor reveals he has “LOKI R.I.P.” tattooed on his wrist like thats. literally so funny how did that get past anyone at marvel there is FOOTAGE of them shooting that scene gjkhdfjkghgf
like let’s unpack this behind the scenes photo:
1. that’s taika’s forearm and and he clearly practiced writing tattoo ideas on his own arm, in ballpoint pen, moments before shooting, and “loki 4 eva” was a rejected idea
2. thor’s tattoo is also written in ballpoint pen
3. chris hemsworth has absurdly well-manicured hands. not relevant to this discussion but it’s worth pointing out
If Hulk can smash Thor around and not even break his skin, what I want to know is what kind of freakin needle can actually bust through that godly epidermis and make a lasting impression on it. These are important questions.
serious answer: skurge, also an asgardian, has head tattoos, so ostensibly there’s some kind of godly tattoo parlor out there
fun answer: thor possibly, in canon, also literally wrote this “tattoo” in ballpoint pen and just kept writing over it whenever it faded because he’s not quite sure what a tattoo actually is
better answer: there is no godly tattoo parlor and skurge also does his tattoos in ballpoint pen
This post is the galaxy brain meme in written form
as the Angel of Death in Hellboy II: The Golden Army
as Billy
Butcherson
in Hocus Pocus
as one of the Gentlemen in Buffy the Vampire Slayer
as Edith’s Mother, Lady Sharpe in Crimson Peak
as Silver Surfer in Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
as Saru in Star Trek: Discovery
as Abe Sapien in Hellboy
Sometimes in this world you have to find you niche. And sometimes that niche is having rubber prosthetics glued to your body. Doug Jones has found that niche.
hes so many of my fave boys
Also the single sweetest person I have met in the entire acting profession. Doug wins.
i just want to be walking down a vast castle hallway at midnight in a beautiful silk gown holding an eleborate candelabra is that too much to ask
I’m sorry but this really pisses me off.
Do you have any fucking clue how heave a candelabra is? They are solid brass!!!! There is no fucking way someone could just casually carry one around like that!!!! Get yourself a single taper candle or maybe just a goddamn flashlight! Do you want your arm to fall off?
you think that im not also absolutely ripped in my own fantasies?
A single taper candle means you have to choose between being able to see the path as you flee the castle or setting the library dramatically ablaze. I refuse to limit my options.
Please not the library. Anything but the library. Perhaps the chapel?
Oh, good point! Setting the ballroom ablaze it is!
Me, an avid reader of fanfiction: god fucking damn these characters need to communicate and fuck already
Also me, a fanfiction writer: and after thirty chapters, six arguments brought forth by misunderstandings and miscommunication they have finally made eye contact
Your existence is proof that spring is always just around the corner, because your smile makes flowers bloom and causes the sun to shine a little brighter.
Happy birthday to Park Jimin, the boy with the sweetest smile and the biggest heart.
you’ve gotta stat romanticizing your life. you gotta start believing that your morning commute is cute and fun, that every cup of coffee is the best you’ve ever had, that even the smallest and most mundane things are exciting and new. you have to, because that’s when you start truly living. that’s when you look forward to every day.
live your life like a ghibli movie where literally everything is charming and beautiful